the ultimate bff necklace
#lord of the pizzas: fellowship of the slice #lord of the pizzas: the two toppings #lord of the pizzas: return of the breadsticks
#they’re taking the hobbits to pizza hut
I don’t have nine friends
Then you can have all the pizza
(Source: lazyoaf, via captainamerica-in-middle-earth)
A 21 year old guy had worn a pair of contact lenses during a barbecue party.(An event or meal at which food is cooked outdoors over an open grill or fire)
While barbecuing he stared at the fire charcoals continuously for 2-3 minutes.
After a few minutes, he started to scream for help and moved rapidly, jumping up and down.
No one in the party knew why he was doing this?
Then he admitted into the Hospital, the doctor said he’ll be blind permanently because of the contact lenses that he had worn.
Contact lenses are made by plastics, and the heat from the charcoal melted his contact lenses.
DO NOT WEAR CONTACT LENSES WHERE OVERHEATING AND FLAMES ARE CONCERNED…. OR WHILE COOKING…!
Spread this around because this sounds terrible as fuck!
SHIT YEAH THIS IS IMPORTANT SO SPREAD THE WORD PLEASE
HOLY SHIT DULY NOTED
(Source: whedonesque, via webabuser)
well i for one am fucking shocked
[SCREAMS ANGRILY AS I SNAP MY CONTROLLER IN HALF] I LOVE VIDEO GAMES I’M HAVING SO MUCH FUN
#can he be thor’s porn double pretty please #I WILL PAY GOOD MONEY (seidrs)
I’m so glad this exists
(Source: arsonist01, via captainamerica-in-middle-earth)